Women: God's giant mistake.

Now that i'm sure everyone's stopped reading my journal, i have no pressure to create interesting or creative entries. I can post pictures of my toe if i want, especially since i haven't cut my toenails in 3 months. My toes look like bearclaws! How liberating! Or i can talk about how i've denounced the use of Q-tips. (take that, q-tip making companies). You've fooled us into leaving cotton debris in our ears for long enough.

We recorded today, and i hate recording because it always reminds me how musically uninclined. I can play the bass live at a show, but for some reason when it comes time to record, I overthink to the point where i mess up. Meanwhile, i laid down the accordian track on the first try. How strange!

Panda on a stick, the stick is fat free.

Abraham Lincoln apparently was extremely depressed his entire life, which is awesome. One of the most influential presidents we ever had, and he was never happy about it. Apparently he even considered suicide during the entire war because he couldn't stand the bloodshed and such. And he had premonitions of his own death. Nowadays, if he ran for president no one would vote for him. The other party would be like "Do you want a man who made suicidal statements as president?? NO!" No one would vote for him! Somehow, we've become morons.